Don't Watch These Movies With Your Parents

Publish date: 2024-04-09

This Spanish-language film offers the perfect chance for the old "Eh, you don't want to read subtitles the whole time" excuse, and believe us when we say you'll want to use it. The title alone, which translates to "And Your Mother, Too," should give a clue as to what awaits you and dear old mom and dad in this award-winning teenage road trip flick from acclaimed director Alfonso Cuarón. The premise is this: Two extremely ... voracious young boys, Julio and Tenoch, go on a road trip with a beautiful older woman, Luisa, who also happens to be Tenoch's cousin's wife. You see where this is going, right? Well, it's straight to Freaktown, that's where because this crew gets it on. A lot. Cuarón keeps the camera unblinkingly on the action, resulting in plenty of opportunity for long, long, long stretches of awkward silence, while you and your parents watch graphic depictions of teenage relations. No, gracias.

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